Preface
This is a tale of the intersection between thermal physics, cosmology, and a tiny amount of computer science to answer a seemingly innocuous question: "How strong does a password need to be for it to be physically impossible to brute-force, ever?"
[TLDR](#conclusion-tldr) at the bottom.
_Note: this post contains equations. Since none of the equations were long or complex, I decided to just write them out in code blocks instead of using images or MathML the way Wikipedia does._
_Update: I implemented the ideas in this blog post (and more) in a program/library, [MOAC](https://sr.ht/~seirdy/MOAC/)_
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